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On Monday, Old Joe Biden laid to rest all the nagging rumors about his health and gave definitive proof that he is still with us. Didn’t he? He called into a Kamala Harris rally, explained that dropping out of the race was the right thing to do, and gave his wholehearted endorsement to the Democrats’ shiny new presidential candidate, about whom everyone in the world is excited for the moment until they remember who she is.
Itwasagrandmoment,explodingathousandconspiracytheoriesaboutwhatwasreallygoingonwithOldJoe,exceptforonelittledetail:HarrismadeatellinglittleverbalslipthatsuggestedthattheBidenvoicewasnotlivebutwasarecording.Oh,surelynot!TheDemocrats,thatmostabove-boardandhonestofcriminalgangs,wouldn’tdreamoflyingtous,wouldthey?
BidensaidtoJulieChavezRodríguez,hisformercampaignmanager,whoisnowonHarris’team,“Julie,ifIdidn’thaveCOVID,I’dbestandingtherewithyou.”Allright,butvirusestendtolesseninvirulenceovertime;COVIDhasbeenprettymuchacommoncoldforquitesometimenow.WhatacoincidencethatOldJoegotthefirstseverecaseofCOVIDinseveralyears!
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