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BREAKING: Hamas Fanatics Menace Netanyahu and Israeli Delegation, Spread Maggots, and Pull Fire Alarms

We get it: Swamp security agencies aren’t very careful of VIPs they don’t like. 
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is in town to address a joint session of Congress, and the lunatics who hate the Jewish state and/or the Jewish people (it’s never quite possible to tease those two stances apart) are out in force to menace and disrupt the high-stakes visit. Or at least, that’s all they’ve managed to do so far, to an extent that doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in the security measures in place.

HamasagitatorsdideverythingshortofflingingpooatIsraelidelegatesarrivingintownTuesdayforthespeechandrelatedevents.TheyconsistentlydisturbedthepeaceandevenbreachedtheWatergateHotel—wherePMNetanyahuisstaying.Heretheyare,beingcharmingfrombehindawirefenceforthebenefitofthearrivingguests: ButthepiècederésistancewasofferedbytheDCPalestinianYouthMovement—whosemembersclaimtheymanagedtogainaccesstothehotelinwhichtheIsraeliprimeministerisstaying: “BONAPPETIT!!MAGGOTSRELEASEDONTHECRIMINALZIONIST’SWARTABLE!,”commentedt