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It’s been exactly one month since a smelly, pimply-faced incel’s bullet narrowly missed President Trump’s face. Bleeding and defiant, Trump rose moments after the bullet struck his ear, shook his fist in the air, and yelled, “FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT” like the boss that he is.
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SomemediamentalbellyflopsweresoscaredthattheshootingwasgoingtohelpTrumpthattheyactuallysuggestedthattheshootingwasstaged.
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