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DHS Says I’m a Dangerous Extremist (and So Are YOU, Comrade)

A Department of Homeland Security memo detailing which domestic groups might turn violent popped up on X last night — and I’m on it. So are you. So is your neighbor. So is your neighbor’s dog, if Sparky was once spotted with an American flag bandana around his neck. 

ThememoappearstobefromBarackObama’sfirstterm,referencingthe“RightwingExtremism”reportwrittenin2009,amongothers. Weird—Idon’tseeOccupyWallStreetonthereanywhere.AndI’llbetyoudollarstodonutsthatgroupslikeAntifaandcampusHamassupportersdidn’tgetaddedonOldJoeBiden’swatch,either.Whodidmakethelist?  Anti-wargroupsorindividuals.(Itdoesn’tsaywhichwar,soImightbeincluded.)Anti-taxpersonsorgroups.(IliketheFairTax.Doesthatcount?)Militia.(TheSecondAmendmentcallsthemilitia”necessary”butnevermind.)Alternativemedia.(That’sme!)Opponentsofopenborderpolicies.(That’sliketwo-thirdsofthecountry.Waytofocus,DHS.)Single-issuevoters.(Wait,wut?)Patriots.(Tellsyoueverythingyouneedtoknowrightthere.)And…m