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Obviously, the “AOC” in the title refers to Rep. Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.), the pintsized, quasi-socialist bomb-thrower from the Bronx. And just as obviously, the “EDS” refers to her ongoing struggle with Elon Derangement Syndrome. (It’s a very frustrating syndrome. Leaves sufferers feeling awfully deflated.)
Anyway,itseemsthatAOC’sversionofEDShasafewuniquesymptoms.First,itatrophiesthevictim’sbrain,twistinghermindlikeafreak-showcontortionist,leadingtotheTourette-likeexplosionofnonsensicalramblings.AOC’slatesttweetrevealedherlatestflare-up:
BeforewecanmoveforwardwithaclinicaldissectionofAOC’sEDSoutbreak,wemustcarefullyprofilethevictim:She’saleftwingactivistwhousuallysupportstearingdownallsymbols,signs,andholdoversfromAmerica’sracist,shamefulpast.SheevensoughttoscrapColumbusDay,preferring“IndigenousPeople’sDay,”anddemandedthattheformerWashingtonRedskinschangetheirname:
YetshestillkeepsthenameCortez!
I’vealwaysthoughtthatwasaninterestingoversight.Obviously,thename“Cortez”ismostlysynon