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Wow, what a difference an election makes.
I spent four years waiting for Biden’s Gestapo to kick in our door at 6 a.m. and haul our naked, (allegedly) trespassing a**es out of our apartment. Today, I wake up, grab my phone, and laugh like Nancy Pelosi at happy hour as I read about Trump’s latest maneuver, most of which I never saw coming.
Related: MyLongJ6NightmareIsFinallyOver(IHope)
IneverthoughtI’dseeTrumptakeablowtorchtotheculturalMarxismbeingpropagatedbytheleft’smostcoddledvictims,thenation’stinycollectionoftransgenderpeople.
FACT-O-RAMA! Ialsoneverthoughtsomeonewouldcreatea“pregnantman”emojiwithoutbeingmockedintoasecretforesthermitage,buthereweare.
Fouryearsago,merelyspeakingillofthetransamabobswouldgetonebootedfromsocialmedia,nottomentionahuge,permanentscaronone’senvironmental,andsocialgovernance(ESG)score.
PINKO-RAMA! YourESGscorewasinventedtoensureyouremainobeisantly“green”and“woke.”Afailuretodosowouldresultinournotbeingabletopurchasebasicnecessities,like
