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Will Satan be barred from running for office in Utah? The vote in the state legislature was 65-2. The questions now are, will the governor sign? And who the hell were the two people who voted against it? Is the pro-Satan caucus in Washington, D.C., making inroads in the Beehive State?
Theissuecameupinlastyear’spresidentialelectionwhenLucifer“JustinCase”Everylovegotthesignaturesneededtoqualifytobeonthestateballot.Asmightbeexpected,Luciferdidn’twininUtah.Hedidget2,653votes.MaybeUtahisn’tasstraight-lacedastheirstatetourismboardwantsustobelieve.
Andwhatred-bloodedAmericanwouldnothavevotedforanothercandidateinUtah’s3rdCongressionalDistrict,goodoldJohn“Frugal”Dougall?Whenpeoplesaythereisn’tadime’sworthofdifferencebetweenthepoliticalparties,goodoleFrugalmightbehappytoputhistwocentsin.
AccordingtotheradiostationKSL,stateSen.StephaniePitcher(D-SaltLakeCity)toldlegislators,“YoumayhavenoticedthatSatanwasontheballotthislastelectioncycle.Thisbillimposessomeguidelinestopreservetheintegrityofourelectionprocesstoensureonly
