Contributor: Democrats have four theories to beat Trump. Wish them luck

DonaldTrump’spresidencyhasallthestabilityofaflaminggarbagetruckcareeningdownamountain.Yet,somehow,he’sstillbehindthewheel,grinninglikeamaniac,whileDemocratsargueoverthebestwaytofileanoisecomplaint. Hisadministrationisademolitionderbyinafinechinashop—tariffs,diplomaticblundersandeconomicupheaval.Andyet,iftheelectionweretoday,he’dprobablywinagain. Howisthishappening?Divineretribution?Aripinthespace-timecontinuum?Someelaboratekarmicjoke?No—it’sbecause,amazingly,Democratshavemasteredtheartofbeingsimultaneouslytoocautiousandtoooutoftouch. That’snottosaytheyaren’ttrying.Whenthey’renotwastingtimearguingoverdecorumorrecordingcringey“chooseyourfighter”videos,Democratsarebusyscramblingtofindastrategytoregainpower.AsfarasIcantell,theyhavefour(notmutuallyexclusive)theories. TheoryNo.1:CrossyourfingersandwaitforTrumptoself-destructThisisthelaziestandmostbelovedstrategy—waitingforTrumptospontaneouslycombustli