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England’s Labor Party Prime Minister, Keir Starmer, is doing something about the serious problem of attacks on innocent people by ninjas.
OK, to be accurate, it’s attacks on innocent people by thugs wielding ninja swords.
But wait, that’s not very accurate either. There has been exactly one attack on someone in Great Britain by an attacker wielding a ninja sword, and it happened in 2022.
Starmer is fulfilling a campaign promise to ban knives. He sounds quite proud of himself, as if he actually did something useful.
Yes, but does that include every kind of blade weapon? What about ninja swords?
To be so unaware of something so silly takes a special kind of ignorance that only leftists possess.
Starmer believes he’s “doing something about the problem.” Why? Because he says so, and how can anyone with such noble intentions be wrong about anything?
Naturally, anyone with more than two working brain cells went to town on Starmer’s ludicrous proposal. The Daily Wire curated the best of the lot.
This is, by far, my favorite.
