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In the wee dark hours of Friday morning, President-elect Donald Trump’s Goldshirt thugs stormed into the West Palm Beach home of MSNBC “Morning Joe” hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, abducted the couple at gunpoint, and immediately removed them to one of Literally Hitler™’s hastily erected concentration camps.
I’mkidding,ofcourse.MikaandJoespentanicetimewithTrumpathisMar-a-Lagoestateandexpressedseveraldifferencesofopinion,forwhichTrumphadthemsentimmediatelytoGitmo.
Notreally.“Wedidn’tseeeye-to-eyeonalotofissuesandwetoldhimso,”ScarboroughsaidMondaymorningfromhisusualperchonthe“MorningJoe”set,freefromanyobvioussignsofabuse.“Whatwedidagreeon,”Brzezinskiadded, “wastorestartcommunications.”
Beforewecontinue,pleaseallowmetoremindyouthateverythingisstupid.
“Don’tbemistaken.WearenotheretodefendornormalizeDonaldTrump,”Scarboroughassuredhisaudienceofpanty-wettingprogressives.“Weareheretoreportonhim”andprovidei
